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I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

(via ladygagaruinedmylife)

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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I did not have saxual relations with that woman

(via shinygays)

pls god……don’t let him be a fuckboy

(Source: flowerette, via pandabearjayy)

Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
After jerking off : men are gross

checkrnate:

im so jealous of babies they have clear skin and their clothes cost like $2

(Source: anntarctica, via meanplastic)